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| Argrim |
| Posted: Sep 27 2005, 02:30 PM |
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this is my way of sayin I ATE ELVES! anmd a few reasons why
1,they ave big ears
2,they are unnaturaly tall
3,they av ane unnatural understanding wiv bull men
4,alot of them turn into ravaging animal right before your eyes
5,one minuet there there the next they have disapeared into shadows
6,they DONT drink ale!
7,there tall
8,they live in trees
9,there tvarns have NO ale
10,there beds are made of wood
11,they got pointy ears
12,they be to tall
see now thats 12 reasons i ate elves can anyone think of any more?
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Bacht bloody pointy ears I ATE EM, i ate em, i ate em, i ate em alot |
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| Trixelflux |
| Posted: Sep 27 2005, 04:32 PM |
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13. and they got no Forges or Anvlis in ther towns!
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| Maļa |
| Posted: Nov 24 2005, 01:19 PM |
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14: They don't let me live in their big fortress in that green jungle. Feathermoon, thats the one.
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| Erebur |
| Posted: Nov 24 2005, 03:01 PM |
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15: there elf's!!!
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-Argent Dawn- -Vasjh-
Zargoth (H) Sisikei (A)
Hurgut (H)
Erebur (A)
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| Dermon |
| Posted: Jan 6 2006, 07:17 AM |
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16. they lock like Trolls
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I will help you whit the holly light!!!
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| Kaharas |
| Posted: Feb 2 2006, 04:51 PM |
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Don't actually hate'em, but...
17. Creepy lanterns fer eyes
18. Getting involved with 'eir affairs causes: Headache, heartache and pretty much all imaginable aches. It's a serious health risk to even know one, mhehe.
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| Maļa |
| Posted: Feb 3 2006, 05:48 PM |
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Meh, their not that sad. Many of them are quite nice ((Althrough most are stupid-naked-dancing-insulting-no-manners-twelve-year-olds)). Even though they are arogant and rude they are third on my list of the best races. They smell nice, there's some realy good craftmen among them, and they certainly do know their specialefects!
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| Kaharas |
| Posted: Feb 4 2006, 12:58 AM |
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Aye, they smell nice and mostly are nice too...I miss me elven friends, like Sera and Arc...can't het'em...altho those creepy lanterns fer eys are still...erm..creepy. ((Lesbian NE female "rp" scene is another thing thoug. If you need to get it off, porn is easy to get, no need to endorse it as "RP" on rp-server, squirt elsewhere if you don't mind. I'm preaching to the quire i guess, thus i'll shush  ))
OOC :- Half demon/ dragon / somewhat princess of strormwind / half your mom/ half demon/ semi gobling/ partly vampyre/ also me!
Edit: typos, and ooc mark in signature
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| Kaharas |
| Posted: Feb 4 2006, 03:45 AM |
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((BTW, I really don't know why, but i feel sudden urge to strangle that cat in in chanels avatar image, must be full moon or something mheheh...sorry for the spam ))
Edit: once again, typos 
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| Maļa |
| Posted: Feb 4 2006, 01:55 PM |
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((Not myu cat, but i felt like having a cat as Avatar. And about stupid elfs roleplaying lesbians, and then the very stupid and iritationg druids who roleplay cats... I mean... A cat as main form? It's just so silly... Damn elfs to not knopw how to roleplay... In my friends guild there was a Goblin-blow-the-world-up-engineer elf restoration druid.))
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| Kaharas |
| Posted: Feb 4 2006, 02:15 PM |
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(( *pats Chanels cat* I wasn't serious ))
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| Maļa |
| Posted: Feb 8 2006, 09:40 PM |
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| QUOTE (Kaharas @ Feb 4 2006, 12:15 PM) | | (( *pats Chanels cat* I wasn't serious )) |
((Hehe, i know.))
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